A G-Spot The Size Of The Moon

Last week I read an article about the peculiar things people do to their bodies with plastic surgery. There was the usual lunacy: women injecting a neurotoxin into their faces; collagened-up bloody, swollen pouts; Macrolane-filled breasts (a sort of injectable jelly it takes your body 12-18 months to absorb, leaving you with plain old mammary tissue); laser hair removal; earlobe reshaping (quite how bored, body dysmorphic, obsessive, or surgery-addicted you’d have to be to decide that your earlobes were imperfect I don’t know); a laser inserted under the skin to liquefy fat so it can be sucked out along a cannula; spikes rolled over the skin to ‘stimulate skin repair’ (presumably from the damage caused by the spikes); skin tightening via radio-frequency energy; fat sucked out your belly and injected into cheeks.

Then there was one that made me wonder if there is any part of the human anatomy that is to remain as it exists in nature: g-spot amplification. I know about labial trimming, as it’s called, reshaping the shape of a woman’s vulva so the labia are neater and resemble those of a child.  I remember seeing a documentary about a woman who’d presumably spent enough time squatting over a mirror to know that her labia were not as she’d like them to be. The camera only showed her head during surgery, everything below the waist discretely covered by a surgical gown, though her mother was down there narrating. Things like “Oh yes, that’s much prettier”, “Maybe just a little more out of the right hand side”, and “Oh you’re going to love what he’s done down here, hon”. I don’t know which was more peculiar, really – the surgery or the mother-daughter relationship.

What I didn’t know was that surgery had moved on to re-form the inside of the vagina so I looked it up. Invented by Dr David Matlock in 2002 – and named, catchily, the g-shot – the procedure involves having a collagen-based substance injected into the g-spot to enlarge it, the idea being that this will then make sex more enjoyable and orgasms more frequent.

Anatomically/mechanically/geographically I’m not sure quite how this works. Whether the idea is that the greater the surface area, the higher the chance of the g-spot being touched during sex – improving the odds as it were – or if it’s supposed to make it easier for the man to find it, minus his periscope and head-torch, I don’t know.

The case study in the article was a woman who’d been with her one and only partner for five years and, during that time, had never had an orgasm. The doctor told her the procedure wouldn’t work on someone who’d never had an orgasm (he didn’t elaborate and I’ve no idea why this would be) so she said she might have had one once, she thinks. Personally, I’d be casting aspersions on the boyfriend at this point, but I wasn’t there to comment or glance. Perhaps an additional extra could be a brief anatomy/technique lesson from the surgeon who, it appears, knows where the g-spot is.

It’s hard to know whether it’s just a way of enhancing what is already supposed to be a fun way to pass an afternoon or if it’s yet another way that scientists have found to exploit women’s bodies and their insecurities about them. Isn’t it enough that the sculpted and the airbrushed are paraded as the ultimate objects of desire? Must we also assume that their insides possess the same perfection?

The procedure has an 87% success rate in America, according to Matlock. Quite how that’s measured, I’m not sure. I don’t know whether it’s that the women have 87% more orgasms (though 87% of nothing would still be no orgasms at all, or even less than nothing) or it’s that 87% have orgasms or that 87% of the time they’re having sex the women have orgasms. Either way, it costs from £800 and the enlargement only lasts 4-6 months. I’d have to be getting some seriously good lovin’ when I got home to make that worth the money.

3 thoughts on “A G-Spot The Size Of The Moon

  1. Very perceptive article! Orgasm is a complex process that involves the confluence of fantasy, tactile stimulation, brain activity, blood flow, and the build-up of muscle tension. There is NO research to even SUGGEST that vaginal button-pushing promotes orgasm. Indeed, there is NO “G spot.” As many anatomy books now show, there is a tube of erectile tissue that surrounds the female urethra that, during sexual excitement, can be felt through the vaginal wall. This structure, called the urethral sponge, and tiny prostatic glands, which are the source of female ejaculation, are embedded in this sensitive tissue. It’s not a spot or an area. It’s an integral part of the multifaceted clitoral system, which is detailed in my book, The Clitoral Truth. Rebecca Chalker, Ph.D.

    • Thanks so much Rebecca! I think the g-shot is yet another attempt at a quick fix, as though all it took to enjoy sex was pressing a button. If there’s money to be made by it, it doesn’t seem to matter how much misinformation people are fed so long as someone’s making a profit out of it. Your book sounds fascinating. I’m off to your site.

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